December 2011
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
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qqueer:
gothbaby:
i want to date someone long distance but not really date them, I just want them to tell me how hot and amazing i am every day
Pick me
underplay:
things i want
a boyfriend
a boyfriend
a boyfriend
a boyfriend
a boyfriend
a boyfriend
did i mention i want a boyfriend
wait let’s not forget, a boyfriend
oh before i forget: a boyfriend
3 tags
Has anyone ever had the feeling that they need to have someone? Did you get that person??? Do I really need him??? FUCK YEAH I DO
No, but really. He is absolutely perfect and hcndhachdwajldewjdewjq
help help help help help
siamesecats:
refuses to talk to anyone because scared if annoying them
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2008: wow i was so stupid last year
2009: wow i was so stupid last year
2010: wow i was so stupid last year
2011: wow i was so stupid last year
bummedteenager:
i want a boyfriend who’s hotter than me but has really low self esteem and doesn’t know he’s hot
I just want to see paramore. I’m sitting here crying and my tears are making me itchy
sarahsaysmoo:
someone talk to me cause I have no friends
…still have no friends
2 tags
me: omg lets be friends
person: ok
/never talk again
hatre:
sorry im just having a bad
day
week
month
year
life
feeling like a FAGGOT
My Mom : I love Paramore, they're all so cute
Me : Yeah, I'm going to have all of their babies
My Mom : .........
Me : .........
My Mom : What?
Me : ...what?